I'm posting this from... THE FUTURE!

I'm not sure how, but apparently Jack created his "Random Movie Criticism" post at around 4 this afternoon, even though it's only about 1:30 right now. His puny temporal powers amuse me. I have changed the time his post was created through sheer will so that my more recent posts will appear at the top of the page.

<rap>
Cower before me as I wreak havoc
with the fabric of spacetime!
I'm a maverick,
oft mistaken for Slavic
But I'm always up for rockin' the mic with a dope rhyme.

Quantum mechanics don't mean shit to me!
Can't you see
That E may equal mc squared,
but I'm not scared
That's why they call me the SG.

So raise up your hands and give a shout to my homies!
Heisenberg, Einstein and Hawking can blow me.
And if you think that I'm a liar or just some kind of playah,
watch it or I'll go back in time and have sex with your Grandma.
</rap>

Peace out.
-SG