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4.10.2005

Sin City and Splinter Cell

More reviews, because you want them:

Sin City - An entertaining film-noir flick based on a series of comic books by Frank Miller (who did some work on some guy named the "bat-man").

Go see this movie if you like any or all of the following:

  • Slick and stylistic directing
  • Unique characters
  • Interesting performances
  • Violence and Sex
  • Sex and Violence
  • Grim and Gritty
  • Lots of Voiceovers
  • Computer generated everything
  • Tough men
  • Tough women
  • HOT women
  • Jessica Alba
Well worth the ten bucks, my friend. Well worth it.

Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory - Okay, so I rented this game from Blockbuster and completely took advantage of their new "No Late Fees But There Is a Restocking Fee, so If You Bring it Back Really Late We're Still going to Charge You a Couple of Bucks" policy.

Amazing graphics, super-fine textures, excellent controls, stunning realism, and an engrossing storyline make for a game with exceptional replayability.

I finished the game and I want to finish it again and again and again. It's like an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet of Amazingness.

Go buy it now.

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