Ever wanted to know what would happen if you got some monkeys drunk?

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Ok, the link is weirdly named. I kept it in for shear hilarity. Is is monkey drunk related? Possibly, if an infinite number of drunk monkeys were typing at an infinite number of keyboards, we might get that HTML... (and yes, I know it has actually been mathematically disproven with the whole different levels of infinities and such BUT that shouldn't stop us from amassing our vast typing pools of drunk monkeys).

Kidding aside, the study actually has some interesting insights into Alcohol abuse and consumption. Still, I'd have loved to be in the room when the scienticians went to their funding source and went, hey look, can you give us some money to let us get a bunch of monkeys drunk?

I mean, come on, isn't that every college student's life long ambition?

His Grace